I'm Shelby. 16. I like long walks on the beach, curling up in front of the fire with a good book and getting freaky on the Sabbath with a bacon cheeseburger.

fangirling-and-lovin-it:

castielandmoriarty:

Supernatural - Not Gag Reels {Part 4}

I love that we have to label things like this as not from the gag reels….

nicolasiscaged:

[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta

loveliveaisha:

The beginning of the end of Amanda Bynes

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.

unswaggy:

to attend school tomorrow or throw myself into a pit of fire

M2spookykat:

“what are you doing today”

nothing really

“ok great so you can help me with this-“

no no no

you misunderstand

i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

pizza:

thedoctors-steampowered-hunter:

deathnoteforcutie:

We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution

Make tumblr user Pizza find the thing. 

holy shit